Bonnie Saving Time
- patbcs
- May 4, 2025
- 7 min read
My buddy John Cook is, to put it mildly, inquisitive. Some might even call him downright nosy. But I have to admit, it was that very curiosity that led to the most extraordinary, albeit bizarre, adventure of my life.
It all started at a business conference in Pittsburgh. John and I were stuck in yet another mind-numbing presentation when John’s eyes started to wander. He spotted a door tucked away past the conference rooms, a door that clearly wasn’t meant for attendees. It was an unmarked metal door, the kind that usually leads to a service area or storage. Of course, John had to know what was behind it.
He excused himself, muttering something about needing fresh air, and disappeared. A few minutes later, he returned, a glint of manic excitement in his eyes. “Jason,” he hissed, grabbing my arm. “You have to see this. You won’t believe it.”
I sighed, knowing I was about to be dragged into something ridiculous. We slipped out during a particularly dull slideshow on market trends and followed John back to the mysterious door. He fiddled with the handle, which surprisingly wasn’t locked, and cautiously opened it.
Beyond the door was a narrow staircase leading down. We descended, the air growing cooler and damper with each step. At the bottom, we found ourselves in a dimly lit basement maintenance area, filled with pipes, wires, and the musty smell of disuse. John, undeterred, led the way down a long, echoing corridor. At the very end was another door, this one even more nondescript than the last.
“This is it,” John breathed, his hand hovering over the handle. “I have no idea what’s behind this, but I have a feeling it’s…interesting.”
He threw open the door, and I blinked in disbelief. We weren’t in the basement of the conference center anymore. We were in a casino.
A fully functioning, brightly lit, cacophonous casino. Slot machines whirred and chimed, roulette wheels spun with hypnotic grace, and the air buzzed with the excited chatter of gamblers. It was like stepping into another world.
“What the…?” I stammered, utterly bewildered. “How is this possible? The Rivers Casino is miles from here!”
John, predictably, was ecstatic. “I told you! This is amazing! We have a secret passageway to the casino!”
We spent a few minutes just staring, trying to wrap our heads around the sheer improbability of it all. We had a meeting scheduled in an hour, so we reluctantly agreed to postpone our exploration. We made a pact to return after the day's conferences were over.
The meetings dragged on, but all I could think about was the secret casino door. Finally, the day ended, and John and I practically sprinted back to the basement. This time, the door felt less like a mystery and more like an invitation.
We emerged into the casino once again, and this time, we were ready to play. We gambled for a couple of hours, winning a little, losing a little, but mostly just enjoying the sheer novelty of the situation. Eventually, we decided to cash out and explore our surroundings. We walked towards the main entrance of the casino, ready to grab a cab back to the hotel.
But when we stepped outside, we weren't in Pittsburgh anymore. We were on Fremont Street in Downtown Las Vegas.
The dazzling lights, the throngs of people, the sheer energy of the place – it was overwhelming. I stared in disbelief, trying to reconcile what I was seeing with what I knew to be true. We had walked through a door in Pittsburgh and ended up in Las Vegas. It defied all logic.
“This…this is insane,” I whispered, feeling a mixture of awe and confusion.
John, of course, was in his element. “A fold in space-time!” he declared triumphantly. “I knew something like this had to exist!”
We spent the next few hours wandering through Downtown Vegas, soaking in the sights and sounds. It was surreal, like living in a dream. Eventually, hunger set in, and we decided to grab a bite to eat at one of the casino restaurants.
That’s when I saw her.
She was our waitress. Bonnie Coolly. She was about 25, with long, flowing blonde hair and the most captivating blue eyes I had ever seen. When she turned to take our order, her eyes met mine, and it was like a jolt of electricity shot through me. It sounds cliché, but it was truly love at first sight.
We ordered our food, and I tried to act cool, but I could feel my heart pounding in my chest. Bonnie was effortlessly charming, her smile lighting up the entire restaurant. I found myself hanging on every word she said.
We were just finishing our dinner when chaos erupted. A man burst into the restaurant, brandishing a gun. He fired a shot in our direction.
Bonnie reacted instantly. She ducked, grabbed our shoulders, and yelled, "Get down!"
Then, everything went white.
Not the white of fear or panic, but a blinding, all-encompassing white light. It was different from the sensation we’d experienced traveling through the portal. This felt…different.
When the light subsided, we were still in the same place, the same restaurant. But everything around us had changed. The decor was different, the people were different, even the layout of the restaurant was subtly altered. The gunman was gone.
I looked at John, who was as bewildered as I was. Then, I turned to Bonnie. She looked calm, almost…expectant.
“What just happened?” I asked, my voice trembling.
Bonnie took a deep breath. “We’re safe now,” she said. “But I need to explain something to you both. Something that’s going to sound like science fiction.”
She paused, then continued, her voice low and serious. “I’m a time traveler.”
My jaw dropped. A time traveler? Was this some kind of elaborate prank?
“I know it’s hard to believe,” Bonnie said, seeing the disbelief on our faces. “But it’s true. I work for an organization that monitors and protects the timeline. We investigate crimes against time.”
She went on to explain that a group of rogue gamblers had been using time travel technology to go back in time and place bets on sporting events, accumulating vast sums of money. They were using those ill-gotten gains to manipulate future events, potentially altering the course of history. Bonnie's mission was to stop them.
“The man with the gun,” she explained, “was one of their henchmen. He was trying to silence us before we could interfere with their plans. I used my temporal shift device to move us to a slightly different point in the timeline, a point where he wouldn’t be a threat.”
I was speechless. Time travel? Rogue gamblers? It was all too much to process. But as I looked at Bonnie, at the sincerity in her eyes, I knew she was telling the truth.
John, predictably, was ecstatic. “This is incredible!” he exclaimed. “Can you take us with you? I’ve always wanted to see the dinosaurs!”
Bonnie smiled. “I appreciate the enthusiasm, but this is a dangerous mission. I can’t risk involving civilians.”
She turned to me, her blue eyes locking onto mine. “But I could use some help. Someone…reliable.”
My heart skipped a beat. “Help? How?”
“I need someone to be my eyes and ears,” she said. “Someone who can blend in, gather information, and report back to me. Someone who isn’t afraid to take risks.”
Without hesitation, I nodded. “I’m in.”
And just like that, my life took another unexpected turn. I went from being a marketing executive at a business conference to a reluctant time-traveling detective.
Over the next few weeks, Bonnie and I worked together to track down the rogue gamblers. We traveled to different points in time, from the roaring twenties to the wild west, each era presenting its own unique challenges and dangers.
It was exhilarating, terrifying, and utterly captivating. And the best part was, I got to spend every day with Bonnie. We grew closer with each mission, our connection deepening with every shared adventure.
I learned about her past, her training as a time agent, the sacrifices she had made to protect the timeline. She learned about my mundane life in Pittsburgh, my hopes and dreams, my secret love for bad puns.
We laughed, we argued, we faced death together, and through it all, our feelings for each other grew stronger.
Finally, we cornered the gamblers in 1950s Las Vegas, in a swanky casino not unlike the one where we had first met. After a tense standoff, Bonnie managed to disable their temporal technology and apprehend them. The timeline was safe.
With the mission accomplished, Bonnie faced a difficult decision. She could return to her life as a time agent, traveling through history, righting wrongs, and never staying in one place for too long. Or she could stay with me, in my time, in my world.
She looked at me, her eyes filled with a mixture of hope and uncertainty. “What do you want me to do?” she asked.
I took her hand and held it tight. “I want you to stay,” I said. “I want you to be with me. I know it’s not as exciting as traveling through time, but I promise you, we can have a good life together.”
Bonnie smiled, tears welling up in her eyes. “I want that too,” she said.
So, Bonnie Coolly, time traveler extraordinaire, gave up her life of temporal adventures to be with me, Jason Fisher, ordinary guy from Pittsburgh. We got married in Las Vegas, surrounded by the neon lights and the energy of the city that had brought us together. John Cook, of course, was our best man, still marveling at the incredible events that had unfolded.
We returned to Pittsburgh, where Bonnie somehow managed to get a job as a history teacher. She still misses the thrill of time travel sometimes, but she loves our life together. We have a cozy house, a goofy dog, and a love that transcends time and space.
And every now and then, when we’re feeling adventurous, we take a trip to the conference center in Pittsburgh, slip through the secret door, and find ourselves back in Las Vegas, where it all began.




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